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[completelycrazy]

"Hey! Uh... It's Newt, sooo leave me a message, I guess? These voicemail things are always so lame."

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[completelycrazy]

[WELL THAT SURE IS A QUESTION.

Honestly, though, he appreciates how straightforward she is about it. It'll be better to get these issues sorted before she moves in, won't it? At least they'll then know where they stand with each other.]

Uhh I mean the short answer is no?
I'm not opposed to it for the record Im just not expecting it.
Like hearing all this has gotta be weird for you.

[originallutece]

It's . . . strange, yes. Not unfathomable with you, but strange. Though truthfully, This isn't the first time someone has told me they've known another version of me. It isn't even the first time they've had sex with me, actually, although that was . . .

Different.

[For starters, it was an alien, so. That was weird. Anyway.]

In any case. So long as you don't expect me to leap into your bed. I've had quite enough for that for the past six months.

[completelycrazy]

I really really don't. Like I want to make that super clear just because the you I know was sleeping with me doesnt mean I assume we're heading down that road or that you like idk owe me that or something thats way gross.
Actually there was another version of me here at some point so I can kind of relate.
No one slept with me as far as I know but still its a weird position to be in so like I'm sorry.
That youre dealing with that now.
And that it's weird.
Wait what do you mean not unfathomable with me?

[originallutece]

I mean it isn't inconceivable, based upon what I know of you, gleaned from the few conversations we've had. You're intelligent, can hold your own in an argument, and taller than me. Three qualities to which I'm usually attracted.

[completelycrazy]

Oh.

[That's all he can manage for a solid couple of minutes.]

Those are good qualities to be attracted to. Like I mean same? Sans the height thing I guess.

[That aggressively doesn't matter but, uh, anyway.]

You still want to live with me after all this?

[originallutece]

"After all this"? Newt, I just came from a city where everyone was encouraged to sleep with one another, among other things. A little talk of you and I is nothing. Certainly not enough to keep me from moving in.

Or is it that you're shy?

[completelycrazy]

Well idk just like making sure. Sex is one thing and having a complicated relationship with someone because of weird alternate dimension stuff is another.
But look Im a lot of things and shy is not one of them.
You're not allowed to eat my pets though lol.
I mean specimens.
Oh btw some of the stuff in the house could be considered dangerous like the mimic kind of regularly tries to kill me so uh I'll show you how to deal with the lil shit.

[originallutece]

If it tries to kill me, Newton, I'm not going to passively let it do so. And I'm a great deal more deadly than it.

[completelycrazy]

Omfg please dont jump straight to killing it though I've manage to keep it alive for like a year thats so impressive.
It can like turn into stuff though. It turns into a coffee mug all the time to try to tempt me into opening the cage.

[originallutece]

Is that really your biggest temptation? Or is it just guessing?

In any case. I won't kill it unnecessarily, but please don't think I won't defend myself. Are you coming to help me move these coffins or not?

[completelycrazy]

It's smart but not that smart. It tends to copy stuff it seems me interacting with a lot.
I did some experimenting with it. After a couple hours in the living room instead of its bedroom it started turning into my keyboard.
That's fair like if it gets out and comes after you do what you gotta do just like it's not that hard to catch I've done it a bunch of times.
But uhh lemme swing by the lab and grab the cart and then I'll be over. Remind me where you live?

[originallutece]

The spire apartments. I'll be standing out front with two coffins, it shan't be hard to pinpoint me.