"After all this"? Newt, I just came from a city where everyone was encouraged to sleep with one another, among other things. A little talk of you and I is nothing. Certainly not enough to keep me from moving in.
Well idk just like making sure. Sex is one thing and having a complicated relationship with someone because of weird alternate dimension stuff is another. But look Im a lot of things and shy is not one of them. You're not allowed to eat my pets though lol. I mean specimens. Oh btw some of the stuff in the house could be considered dangerous like the mimic kind of regularly tries to kill me so uh I'll show you how to deal with the lil shit.
Omfg please dont jump straight to killing it though I've manage to keep it alive for like a year thats so impressive. It can like turn into stuff though. It turns into a coffee mug all the time to try to tempt me into opening the cage.
It's smart but not that smart. It tends to copy stuff it seems me interacting with a lot. I did some experimenting with it. After a couple hours in the living room instead of its bedroom it started turning into my keyboard. That's fair like if it gets out and comes after you do what you gotta do just like it's not that hard to catch I've done it a bunch of times. But uhh lemme swing by the lab and grab the cart and then I'll be over. Remind me where you live?
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[That's all he can manage for a solid couple of minutes.]
Those are good qualities to be attracted to. Like I mean same? Sans the height thing I guess.
[That aggressively doesn't matter but, uh, anyway.]
You still want to live with me after all this?
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Or is it that you're shy?
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But look Im a lot of things and shy is not one of them.
You're not allowed to eat my pets though lol.
I mean specimens.
Oh btw some of the stuff in the house could be considered dangerous like the mimic kind of regularly tries to kill me so uh I'll show you how to deal with the lil shit.
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It can like turn into stuff though. It turns into a coffee mug all the time to try to tempt me into opening the cage.
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In any case. I won't kill it unnecessarily, but please don't think I won't defend myself. Are you coming to help me move these coffins or not?
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I did some experimenting with it. After a couple hours in the living room instead of its bedroom it started turning into my keyboard.
That's fair like if it gets out and comes after you do what you gotta do just like it's not that hard to catch I've done it a bunch of times.
But uhh lemme swing by the lab and grab the cart and then I'll be over. Remind me where you live?
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