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Dr. Newton Geiszler ([personal profile] completelycrazy) wrote2018-03-22 02:37 am

week 2 - ranpo - wednesday post-mission

[Holy jeez, what a fuckin day. Something is happening at the live house, apparently, but Newt can't be bothered to care right now. He's earned himself some quiet time while he eats his McFlurry which SHOULD TASTE MORE LIKE VICTORY THAN IT DOES, HONESTLY.

But then, as he's heading in the opposite direction of the live house commotion, here comes Ranpo. Oy.]


Okay, yeah, you were right. Most of the people around here are totally incompetent.

[...]

Half right, anyway.
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[personal profile] deductionary 2018-03-22 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ honestly this sounds like a case of too many cooks spoil the broth, tbh, but he's absolutely ducked into mcdonalds earlier for a mcflurry (FINALLY, SOME DECENT ICE CREAM)

so when newt passes him he's still got his spoon in his mouth.

deadeyes him a bit.

plucks the spoon out of his mouth and points it at him like he would an outstretched finger. ]


I told you so. [ smug!!! why is ranpo like this ] They're so bad, how do they even manage to do the things they do???????