Glad I'm not the only one who came to that conclusion! It's probably meant to lull us into a false sense of security, or just fuck with our heads. Or both! I bet they would stoop to pretty much whatever it took to get us all in the murdering mood.

[ Vriska will run her fingers through the sand, looking down at it thoughtfully. ]

It may all be synthetic. Or this island could be real! But in some kind of weirdo pocket universe only our identical overlords know how to access.